1 00:00:15,856 --> 00:00:17,606 I would like the same, but in blue. 2 00:00:19,109 --> 00:00:21,796 It's not for me, you know? This is for a detergent competition. 3 00:00:23,099 --> 00:00:25,449 - Yes? - I'm not participating, this is my wife. 4 00:00:26,249 --> 00:00:27,711 She'll be happy, won't she? 5 00:00:28,048 --> 00:00:30,518 Maybe he will win something? 6 00:00:36,531 --> 00:00:39,113 I don't have the green one yet, but I do have the red one. 7 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:41,575 Actually, green too. 8 00:00:42,527 --> 00:00:44,037 Hey, can you hear me? 9 00:00:44,182 --> 00:00:46,349 I have red and green! 10 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,454 Receive this gift of yours! 11 00:00:59,378 --> 00:00:59,758 Hey Phil! 12 00:01:01,285 --> 00:01:04,156 - What's happened? -Are you leaving already? - Yes. 13 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:11,759 Guys, please wait for me! 14 00:01:13,665 --> 00:01:16,313 - You will get it from me! - Guys! - Go home, boy. 15 00:01:25,657 --> 00:01:26,208 Are you coming? 16 00:01:56,888 --> 00:01:58,744 - Hey, Gerard! - Move your bones, Gerard! 17 00:02:00,302 --> 00:02:02,429 Give it here! Gerard, can you hear me? 18 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:08,466 Gerard, we need some old car. 19 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:11,072 We'll work, so We'll pay very soon. 20 00:02:11,175 --> 00:02:12,632 So that things fit and there are four of us. 21 00:02:12,832 --> 00:02:13,537 I see, right? 22 00:02:14,967 --> 00:02:16,542 Listen, Gerard, I have an uncle in the village, 23 00:02:16,622 --> 00:02:19,883 lives by the river, but first we must get there, okay? 24 00:02:27,161 --> 00:02:27,749 Enough. 25 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,631 Will it run or will it immediately fall apart? 26 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:40,134 - This. - Stunning. 27 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:43,085 Calm down, fresh from the production line. 28 00:02:44,283 --> 00:02:45,012 Formula 3 29 00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:47,306 This is a wonderful color. 30 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,281 Who will volunteer? Here are the keys. 31 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,046 - You will lead. - Easy, but why me? will I steer this wreck? 32 00:02:54,126 --> 00:02:56,644 - We are one family. - Let's create a group. - No! 33 00:03:06,784 --> 00:03:08,484 ROOKIES 34 00:03:13,085 --> 00:03:16,397 GOING CRAZY 35 00:04:32,729 --> 00:04:34,537 What a blow, gee! 36 00:04:34,586 --> 00:04:36,544 Hey, is that a small motor you have? 37 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:42,555 - What is my engine? - Well, where is your uncle? 38 00:04:46,755 --> 00:04:48,369 Let's stop somewhere here. 39 00:04:53,347 --> 00:04:54,058 - Catch up! - Come here! 40 00:05:00,910 --> 00:05:01,558 Assholes! 41 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:10,251 - Who will do this? - Well, who will do it? 42 00:05:10,471 --> 00:05:12,271 - Is this yours? - No, I'll take this. 43 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:14,588 - Don't show off. - Look how good she is. 44 00:06:08,558 --> 00:06:08,977 Crap! 45 00:06:47,777 --> 00:06:48,595 Uncle, hello! 46 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,212 - Shall we put up a tent here? - No tents. 47 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:55,091 Look, uncle, these are my friends, great guys, right? 48 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:58,209 - Good afternoon, monsieur! - Louder, he is deaf as a stump. 49 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,328 Good afternoon, monsieur! 50 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:04,307 - Great! - We want to create a pop group here. 51 00:07:04,786 --> 00:07:07,504 - Me too! - Uncle is great! It's in his blood! 52 00:07:07,904 --> 00:07:10,702 We settled here, we can make some noise, and we won’t bother anyone. 53 00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:14,140 - No questions asked! - But no tents! - None? 54 00:07:14,580 --> 00:07:17,219 Uncle, we don't want violence. 55 00:07:17,578 --> 00:07:19,937 - That's smart! - Just a pop - Quick! 56 00:07:20,297 --> 00:07:22,416 Not really! Pop! 57 00:07:23,055 --> 00:07:24,454 - Popik! - Pop! 58 00:07:25,794 --> 00:07:27,514 Come on, come on! 59 00:07:28,753 --> 00:07:30,551 Great! Keep it up! 60 00:07:35,908 --> 00:07:37,628 Sign in! 61 00:07:40,985 --> 00:07:42,704 Don't you see the step? 62 00:07:42,944 --> 00:07:45,383 - Jean! - What? - Give me the hammer! 63 00:07:46,082 --> 00:07:46,421 Catch! 64 00:07:52,918 --> 00:07:54,637 - Be careful, there is a step! - Yes? 65 00:07:59,454 --> 00:08:00,335 Well, we'll have to finish. 66 00:08:02,053 --> 00:08:04,012 - It's empty here! - It was like that! 67 00:08:04,771 --> 00:08:06,251 This will be a fantastic wall! 68 00:08:22,921 --> 00:08:24,880 - Stolen goods? - Yes, shutters. 69 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:50,305 - What is this? - Mokhnach! 70 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,344 He is obedient, but does not want to leave my side. 71 00:08:53,544 --> 00:08:55,342 Mokhnach, be silent and lie down! 72 00:08:56,222 --> 00:08:58,181 - Enough! - Calmly! 73 00:09:23,486 --> 00:09:24,367 Help! 74 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:33,302 Stop, stop! 75 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:45,492 Be careful! 76 00:10:03,284 --> 00:10:06,641 - What paint would you choose for the walls? - Green. 77 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:27,510 - Pick it up! Slowly! Slowly, I say! 78 00:10:37,784 --> 00:10:41,223 - What's happened? - Oh my God, Louis! Quick, pick it up! 79 00:10:43,022 --> 00:10:44,500 - Help me! - Is he dead? 80 00:10:46,619 --> 00:10:48,819 -Are you okay? - Everything is fine. 81 00:10:50,697 --> 00:10:53,096 Well, you're an ass! 82 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,973 Come with me, no need to comment. 83 00:10:57,373 --> 00:10:59,413 It's a façade! 84 00:11:00,612 --> 00:11:03,050 - Western, right? - No, the western one will appear in a minute. 85 00:11:03,809 --> 00:11:06,529 This is the western façade. 86 00:11:06,928 --> 00:11:09,046 - Beauty! - This is cool! 87 00:11:09,247 --> 00:11:11,805 Ready. Now, attention. 88 00:11:11,924 --> 00:11:13,563 Get to your places! 89 00:11:19,001 --> 00:11:22,519 Mokhnach, take your place! Get into place! No, don't go! 90 00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:40,609 What do you want? 91 00:11:46,485 --> 00:11:50,003 - What do you want? - Well, you see... - Of course, I already understand! 92 00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:53,281 - Do you want to participate in the competition and came to register? - That's right! 93 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:55,841 - Here are the forms, please. - Thank you. 94 00:11:56,040 --> 00:12:00,157 And you also need insurance. Suddenly the spectators will start to riot! 95 00:12:00,277 --> 00:12:03,075 - Yes, sure. - Do you have any tools with you? 96 00:12:03,555 --> 00:12:05,194 We don't have any tools! 97 00:12:06,074 --> 00:12:07,553 Don't worry! Everything you need is here. 98 00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:37,536 - It will cost about this much. - We'd better get out of here. 99 00:12:38,056 --> 00:12:39,375 - Show me! - Next time! 100 00:12:39,495 --> 00:12:41,454 Don't leave, please, we'll come to an agreement! 101 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:45,011 - We don’t have even 1/28 of this amount! -Are you not working? 102 00:12:45,491 --> 00:12:47,690 - We didn't expect this! - Our health is poor! 103 00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,809 - And besides, we are starving and our hands are like sticks! - I'll give it to you in installments! 104 00:12:51,768 --> 00:12:54,486 I could lend them to you if you try. 105 00:12:55,925 --> 00:12:59,203 - Have we really found a hack? - Really? - That would be the way out! 106 00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:10,756 We are looking for a promising direction, construction related. 107 00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:16,673 We are also looking for a designer: an atheist, Catholic or Protestant. 108 00:13:17,473 --> 00:13:22,071 We offer food and accommodation, if only he was hard-working. 109 00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:27,107 We are looking for an energetic, decent person age and family don't matter. 110 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:32,465 Will receive millions a year and 13 salary too, 111 00:13:32,785 --> 00:13:35,822 if he loves his job! 112 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:40,461 Will earn millions a year! 113 00:13:55,912 --> 00:13:58,830 - Stupid! - Quiet, I can't hear the radio! 114 00:14:06,945 --> 00:14:08,264 Jean-Guy! 115 00:14:17,059 --> 00:14:18,358 Are you crazy? 116 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,350 Thank you, monsieur! 117 00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:45,063 What does it mean? Get out of it now! 118 00:14:45,383 --> 00:14:48,021 - And you, Olivier, stay! - Wait! 119 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,379 - My privateer! I won't leave this to you! 120 00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:55,257 This is my blanket! What are you looking at, monsieur? 121 00:14:55,497 --> 00:14:58,375 - But nothing happened! - I'll find you! - Well, yes! 122 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,694 You'll hear from me again! Got it, fraer! 123 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:04,852 - Hello, uncle! - Do you have to make that much noise? 124 00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,170 Is this yours? 125 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,248 Gorgeous! 126 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:22,001 Load it yourself, you cunning one! 127 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:25,239 - What the hell? 128 00:15:26,239 --> 00:15:29,437 - Shut up! - At this speed We will work here until midnight. 129 00:15:29,557 --> 00:15:31,995 - I'll write to your mom. - You scoundrel! 130 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:35,113 - You scoundrel! - A real scoundrel! 131 00:15:38,192 --> 00:15:39,391 Are you crazy? 132 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,104 Freak! 133 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,462 Damn it! 134 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,799 What are you doing, you bunch of idiots? are you crazy? 135 00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:05,717 - That's it, I'm tired of it! - Are you kidding or what? 136 00:16:06,156 --> 00:16:09,035 - This is too much for us! - I'm already tired! Let's finish then, shall we? - Yes! 137 00:16:09,355 --> 00:16:12,314 - Well, yes, of course! - I’ll make a musical I'll finish the business. 138 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,111 Hey, I need to get myself organized. 139 00:16:15,551 --> 00:16:16,951 Let us have equal chances. 140 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,808 Have you thought about this? 141 00:16:21,009 --> 00:16:24,206 - Not at all? - I can’t come to an agreement with your company. 142 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,845 Come on, you're just made for this 143 00:16:26,965 --> 00:16:29,004 to create musicals and not be cleaners. 144 00:16:29,124 --> 00:16:32,321 - Try to work each yourself. - But we don’t have any diploma. 145 00:16:32,522 --> 00:16:34,561 - These will be good places. - I'd rather be idle. 146 00:16:34,801 --> 00:16:36,760 - So go and be lazy. - I have many friends here. 147 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,437 - Maybe I can find something for you. - That would be very nice. 148 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:41,957 I agree to work here too. 149 00:16:42,957 --> 00:16:43,996 It's better to entrust this to me. 150 00:16:58,806 --> 00:17:01,426 Move aside with your cart, beggar! 151 00:17:32,848 --> 00:17:35,646 - How long have you been working here? - In the morning. - You're fired! 152 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,165 Fired? Is this yours too? 153 00:17:37,285 --> 00:17:40,403 The factory is mine, everything is mine. I'm the boss here, and you get out. 154 00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:42,922 If you see, the work here is above your head. 155 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,880 The staff is on strike, and that is on Sunday afternoon. 156 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,878 - And why? - Won at the races. 157 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:50,478 - For the tenth time? Is there a clean piece here? 158 00:17:50,877 --> 00:17:52,597 - Let's start, guys, try your best. 159 00:17:54,435 --> 00:17:56,793 - I'm going to the platform, move. 160 00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:17,742 - Excuse me, is this Rue Garneau? - Rue Garneau? 161 00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:19,861 - It's there. - Thank you. 162 00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:50,363 Take care of the front glass. 163 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,752 Two servings of grilled meat. 164 00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:28,261 - One fried, one with blood. - Come on, fry it. 165 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,688 Come on, come on. 166 00:19:52,848 --> 00:19:54,486 Like? 167 00:20:00,443 --> 00:20:02,242 Closed on Monday. 168 00:20:06,879 --> 00:20:09,518 - That's great! - How long have you been waiting? 169 00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:11,917 - No, I just arrived. - Well, how did it work out? 170 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:17,193 Great, I got rid of them all. But now I tell myself that... 171 00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:19,591 That today is Monday and your place is closed. 172 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:22,511 - Good weather. - What if you go out into nature? 173 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,389 - To nature? - Let's have a picnic by the river. 174 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,748 - No. - No? Why? 175 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,626 Because I'm used to convenience. 176 00:20:30,985 --> 00:20:33,944 - But if you suggested a restaurant... - Restaurant? 177 00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,142 - In a modest way, everyone for their own money. - Yes, that's an idea. 178 00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:40,740 - Do you have a car? - Yes, but the big problem is with the motor. 179 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:43,019 It doesn't matter, we'll go on mine. 180 00:20:43,378 --> 00:20:44,857 OK. 181 00:21:28,014 --> 00:21:30,132 Hurry up, for God's sake, what are you waiting for? 182 00:21:35,888 --> 00:21:38,088 Yep, here comes the steak! 183 00:22:41,571 --> 00:22:42,970 A portion of sausage. 184 00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:05,237 If I may give you some advice, 185 00:23:05,478 --> 00:23:07,596 I recommend the signature dish of our cuisine. 186 00:23:07,836 --> 00:23:09,635 - Grilled meat. - Two servings. 187 00:23:10,715 --> 00:23:13,433 - Two servings. What to serve for a snack? - Omelette. 188 00:23:14,113 --> 00:23:16,151 - Two omelettes. - It will be done. 189 00:23:30,264 --> 00:23:32,222 What's with this omelette? 190 00:23:32,382 --> 00:23:33,701 Guys, I'll knock you out! 191 00:23:50,252 --> 00:23:53,690 Alfred, go open it. The postman brought us a wheel. 192 00:23:56,889 --> 00:23:59,328 - What are they digging for? - Somehow for a long time. 193 00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:13,958 Defective raw materials. 194 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,753 - Phil! -What? - Gerard and Cream have arrived, shall we serve them? 195 00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:29,829 If I'm not there, neither of them doesn't work. 196 00:24:29,989 --> 00:24:33,947 They look into the windows of the Lord God. I'm not talking about girls. 197 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:35,827 They are simply obsessed with them. 198 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:38,065 - Anyone, as long as he wears a skirt. - Will you allow me? 199 00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:43,982 Sorry, monsieur, I did it accidentally. 200 00:24:48,338 --> 00:24:49,378 Bon appetit! 201 00:25:10,726 --> 00:25:12,444 Boy - amazing! 202 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:41,668 Get out! You're both fired! 203 00:25:45,186 --> 00:25:46,385 Sorry. 204 00:26:09,772 --> 00:26:11,970 - My car! - What is your name, monsieur? 205 00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:14,730 - Jean Rabe. - There is a letter for you. 206 00:26:15,129 --> 00:26:17,328 This is not a letter, this is a summons. 207 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,924 - Do you like to drive a car? - Of course. 208 00:26:25,164 --> 00:26:27,042 I told you that they are idiots, 209 00:26:27,202 --> 00:26:29,321 but now we got caught! That's it! 210 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,438 Crap! My covers! 211 00:26:34,598 --> 00:26:38,036 - Spoiled! - What about my pants? 212 00:26:38,155 --> 00:26:40,435 - This is too much. - And what happened at first was nothing? 213 00:26:40,594 --> 00:26:43,553 - It's really terrible. - No, it's not us. - Not you? 214 00:26:43,713 --> 00:26:44,752 Blockheads! 215 00:26:51,269 --> 00:26:52,428 Full. 216 00:26:57,945 --> 00:27:00,304 - Are oil and water normal? - Damn it! 217 00:27:32,265 --> 00:27:34,484 I present this letter to you, Monsieur postman. 218 00:27:34,684 --> 00:27:35,643 Thank you madam. 219 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,118 Madam, I would like a ticket for 7.50. 220 00:27:44,398 --> 00:27:46,438 - Are you a student? - No, what? 221 00:27:46,558 --> 00:27:47,717 Then 10 francs. 222 00:27:54,432 --> 00:27:56,632 Monsieur hangs around the city, and we're struggling here. 223 00:27:56,792 --> 00:27:59,350 -Are you laughing at me? - Let's go, we've all been kicked out. 224 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,108 I'll fire myself. 225 00:28:02,188 --> 00:28:03,149 Let's go. 226 00:28:09,304 --> 00:28:11,863 Yes, this is fantastic! Did you build this yourself? 227 00:28:12,183 --> 00:28:13,982 Sami. 228 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,660 - Is it beautiful inside too? - Carefully! Wait! 229 00:28:19,059 --> 00:28:21,857 It's really great here. It could be a rock club. 230 00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:25,855 - No projects! Let's give a damn! - Back to my relatives and TV. 231 00:28:25,975 --> 00:28:27,214 But why, for God's sake? 232 00:28:27,453 --> 00:28:29,813 Whatever we undertake, we will ruin everything, didn't you notice this? 233 00:28:29,973 --> 00:28:31,452 No, of course, you just created for music. 234 00:28:31,612 --> 00:28:33,810 No, not for music, no, no. 235 00:28:34,569 --> 00:28:36,289 Listen, will you please me? 236 00:28:36,609 --> 00:28:37,929 - With pleasure. - Certainly. 237 00:28:38,128 --> 00:28:42,805 I will give you equipment, tools, and you will sign an agreement with me. 238 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:54,618 Group number 15 "Brighten" gets 39. 239 00:28:58,056 --> 00:29:02,815 And now group number 16 will perform, "Martin Circus". 240 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:56,424 And they succeed, right? 241 00:29:57,582 --> 00:30:00,221 - What's wrong with you? - Yes, they are wonderful! 242 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:03,420 - They are a hundred times better than us. - After them we will come out like clowns. 243 00:30:03,579 --> 00:30:05,538 You're crazy, you're better than them 244 00:30:05,658 --> 00:30:07,536 but you have to believe in it and play hard! 245 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,469 48, they are leading the competition. 246 00:30:59,907 --> 00:31:01,466 Bravo! 247 00:31:03,265 --> 00:31:05,144 48? I expected more. 248 00:31:05,703 --> 00:31:08,503 - They are not such stars! - No? 249 00:31:08,663 --> 00:31:11,381 Group number 17, "Triangle"! 250 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:23,699 Hi Cream, how are you? 251 00:32:25,419 --> 00:32:28,776 Oh well. Do you remember last festival? 252 00:32:28,976 --> 00:32:31,335 - Of course, and often. - Why didn’t you call me? 253 00:32:31,574 --> 00:32:33,774 Because you were treated badly with my group, okay? 254 00:32:33,973 --> 00:32:36,172 I won't help you with this, everything is agreed in advance. 255 00:32:36,571 --> 00:32:38,851 I can even tell you that number 17 will win today. 256 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:47,245 - Julie, how I regret what we lost whole year! - Yes. 257 00:32:49,006 --> 00:32:51,124 Will you allow me? 258 00:32:51,963 --> 00:32:53,442 Yes, sure. 259 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:15,210 - We don’t have to try anymore. - I think they'll get 50. 260 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:19,248 It was the Triangle group! 261 00:33:19,607 --> 00:33:22,006 Applause! Turn on applause counter. 262 00:33:22,966 --> 00:33:26,404 - What did I say? Who played it? - Number 16. 263 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:29,682 Number 16, 48 points. 264 00:33:31,401 --> 00:33:34,839 The total is 48 points, the leaders of our competition. 265 00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:37,796 Just like the Martin Circus group. Bravo! 266 00:33:38,756 --> 00:33:40,236 This is unfair! 267 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:42,594 Everything here is decided in advance, I would fuck off right now. 268 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,392 - Don't talk nonsense! - Go, quickly, it's your turn! 269 00:33:45,912 --> 00:33:49,351 Meet group 18, the "Tourists" group! 270 00:34:39,602 --> 00:34:41,400 Let's go. 271 00:37:02,281 --> 00:37:04,239 Now let's see the readings applause counter 272 00:37:04,479 --> 00:37:06,757 for the group "Tourists", number 18! 273 00:37:07,317 --> 00:37:08,716 Applause please! 274 00:37:12,235 --> 00:37:13,554 Applause counter reading! 275 00:37:13,914 --> 00:37:18,432 - Hurry up, the meter readings are for 17! - 17 received 48 points. 276 00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:23,149 Jury, please record the result. 277 00:37:28,865 --> 00:37:32,823 60? The group "Tourists" wins provincial stage of the competition! 278 00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:41,598 Come help me, I have a prize for you. 279 00:37:42,157 --> 00:37:45,036 - She's beautiful! - No comments needed. 280 00:37:47,195 --> 00:37:49,912 - Yes, they shook the purse! - How much could you sell it for? 281 00:37:50,312 --> 00:37:52,592 Don't get too excited, it was just the finale competition in the province. 282 00:37:52,791 --> 00:37:54,511 The real fight is in two months. 283 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,549 First win Woodstock in the open air. 284 00:37:56,949 --> 00:38:00,467 - This will be even better. - The organizers expect 30,000 spectators. 285 00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:03,385 Not just any suckers, but real experts. 286 00:38:03,625 --> 00:38:05,184 The best bands in France will be there. 287 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:07,503 - Good afternoon, mademoiselle and gentlemen! - Good afternoon! 288 00:38:07,742 --> 00:38:09,862 We arrived by order of the military registration and enlistment office, 289 00:38:10,062 --> 00:38:12,780 serve you with subpoenas. 290 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,659 How is this? What does it mean? 291 00:38:14,779 --> 00:38:16,257 We've been catching you for two days now. 292 00:38:16,578 --> 00:38:18,376 If you're not in the barracks tonight, 293 00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:21,135 this will be considered desertion and for this you will face a tribunal. 294 00:38:21,255 --> 00:38:23,213 But you have been drafted into the best regiment. 295 00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:25,373 - First infantry? - That's out of the question. 296 00:38:25,493 --> 00:38:27,611 The final of the competition awaits us! 297 00:38:27,851 --> 00:38:29,810 Here are your travel documents. 298 00:38:29,930 --> 00:38:33,207 - You will all be in the same regiment. - But I have a 2-year contract with them! 299 00:38:33,327 --> 00:38:34,967 I invested money in them! 300 00:38:49,379 --> 00:38:50,498 Hello! 301 00:38:50,818 --> 00:38:52,458 Well? How is it here? 302 00:38:52,898 --> 00:38:54,776 - Not bad. - Even fun. 303 00:38:54,936 --> 00:38:56,135 In general, it's tolerable. 304 00:38:56,255 --> 00:38:58,893 In 2 months we will get laid off, and we'll go to the competition. 305 00:38:59,013 --> 00:39:00,333 What if you don't receive it? 306 00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:02,932 We'll think of something, we'll run away, but we will be there, I swear! 307 00:39:03,251 --> 00:39:04,890 - We'll correspond. - We will. 308 00:39:05,090 --> 00:39:06,969 - I'll send you some oranges. - Fine. 309 00:39:14,584 --> 00:39:16,144 Where's Louis? 310 00:39:16,704 --> 00:39:17,663 Louis! 311 00:39:21,302 --> 00:39:23,100 - He's running away! - Don't go crazy! 312 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:24,860 Wait! 313 00:39:25,499 --> 00:39:27,938 - Are you in a mood, or what, Louis? - Yes. 314 00:39:29,337 --> 00:39:31,056 Come back, Louis! 315 00:39:32,575 --> 00:39:34,134 Leave it. 316 00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:45,768 If he comes in like this, he will be released from service. 317 00:39:56,841 --> 00:39:58,800 Take me to the captain! 318 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,159 Oh, here are the next four! 319 00:40:01,279 --> 00:40:03,478 - Take these with you, quickly! - Come with me. 320 00:40:20,268 --> 00:40:22,386 Mister Captain, 5 recruits have arrived. 321 00:40:22,905 --> 00:40:24,945 Canadian joke? Arrest week! 322 00:40:25,385 --> 00:40:26,784 Take him to the colonel! 323 00:40:30,442 --> 00:40:31,401 Sign in! 324 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:37,059 Mister Colonel, 5 recruits have arrived. 325 00:40:37,458 --> 00:40:38,937 What do we have here, a waiting room? 326 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:41,656 No, Mister Colonel, I Mr. Captain sent to you. 327 00:40:42,416 --> 00:40:44,775 - A special case. - Special occasion? 328 00:40:45,174 --> 00:40:47,053 Let them come in, let's look at them. 329 00:40:47,172 --> 00:40:48,052 Sign in. 330 00:40:55,907 --> 00:40:58,266 This is truly a special occasion Congratulations! 331 00:40:58,866 --> 00:41:01,505 Agree. I've seen a lot but this is the first time! 332 00:41:01,664 --> 00:41:03,862 Out of competition, congratulations! 333 00:41:04,941 --> 00:41:06,422 I've seen you before. 334 00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,619 Olivier, look! What do you say? 335 00:41:09,739 --> 00:41:10,858 Nothing, Mister Colonel. 336 00:41:12,858 --> 00:41:14,176 It doesn't matter. 337 00:41:14,296 --> 00:41:16,936 Listen, why are you appeared like this? 338 00:41:17,335 --> 00:41:19,893 We were told that the army would dress us. 339 00:41:20,134 --> 00:41:21,932 Great answer! 340 00:41:22,052 --> 00:41:23,372 I like these guys! 341 00:41:23,492 --> 00:41:25,530 They are different from ordinary dummies. 342 00:41:26,330 --> 00:41:28,369 Let's take care of these guys, right? 343 00:41:28,769 --> 00:41:30,167 - Sergeant! - Me, Mr. Colonel! 344 00:41:30,327 --> 00:41:32,527 Take them to the warehouse and let them all 345 00:41:32,687 --> 00:41:34,646 will receive a uniform in the latest fashion. Tight! 346 00:41:35,045 --> 00:41:37,323 And then you put them in prison for 4 days, okay? 347 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:39,322 Great. Let's go! 348 00:41:39,762 --> 00:41:41,802 Mister Colonel, should we shave their heads? 349 00:41:42,082 --> 00:41:45,518 Not yet. I want to remember where I saw them. 350 00:41:46,039 --> 00:41:47,358 And then - whack! 351 00:41:51,335 --> 00:41:53,294 - What will we eat? - Caviar. 352 00:42:02,049 --> 00:42:03,848 Get down, monkey! 353 00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:06,447 I won't leave you locked up here. 354 00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:09,485 He's got a jump! 355 00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:37,349 Well, kids, how do you like it? soup? Did you like it? 356 00:42:37,469 --> 00:42:38,269 No, it's slop! 357 00:42:38,429 --> 00:42:41,626 I didn't ask you whether it was slop or not, I asked if you liked it! 358 00:42:41,747 --> 00:42:43,305 - The soup is wonderful! - No, this is disgusting! 359 00:42:43,425 --> 00:42:45,704 I’ve been eating it for 20 years and I know what it’s like! 360 00:42:47,024 --> 00:42:49,462 Two more weeks of this and we’ll go fishing. 361 00:42:51,141 --> 00:42:55,020 I brought this to you, there’s a file inside, good night! 362 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,217 Tomorrow I'll bring you oranges, in the meantime, sleep. 363 00:43:18,526 --> 00:43:20,725 - Soldiers, attention! - No, at ease! 364 00:43:24,003 --> 00:43:26,362 So these are our ragamuffins? 365 00:43:26,482 --> 00:43:30,000 Sergeant, they're yours enlist them in your platoon. 366 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,079 I obey, Mr. Colonel! Or maybe I can take them now...? 367 00:43:32,198 --> 00:43:33,598 No no! Me myself! 368 00:43:49,030 --> 00:43:51,468 - Take off your clothes! - Again? 369 00:43:56,324 --> 00:43:57,963 Fifty meters. 370 00:44:00,202 --> 00:44:02,001 Take off your helmet! 371 00:44:02,722 --> 00:44:04,680 Sixty six. 372 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:08,357 - Read! - S - U! 373 00:44:11,996 --> 00:44:16,033 - Z! - A! 374 00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:18,431 Great! Ten by ten! 375 00:44:19,911 --> 00:44:21,790 Open your mouth! 376 00:44:27,947 --> 00:44:29,346 Sergeant, help! 377 00:44:31,105 --> 00:44:32,984 I don't want to, no! 378 00:44:37,262 --> 00:44:38,901 Doctor, again! 379 00:44:57,050 --> 00:44:59,608 Are any of you playing? on musical instruments? 380 00:45:00,887 --> 00:45:02,607 This is the trick to peeling potatoes! 381 00:45:03,086 --> 00:45:05,445 - It's in every good movie! - Well, you won’t do that! 382 00:45:07,784 --> 00:45:09,503 Well? Is there anyone? 383 00:45:11,062 --> 00:45:13,101 Eat. And we’re pretty good at it. 384 00:45:13,261 --> 00:45:15,459 We created a group and won the competition. 385 00:45:16,259 --> 00:45:18,897 Are you all in on this? They are waiting for you in the kitchen! 386 00:45:47,961 --> 00:45:49,760 Clever sabotage! 387 00:45:50,399 --> 00:45:52,198 Should your friends die of hunger? 388 00:45:52,599 --> 00:45:55,957 Clean properly or you'll go to the "lip"! Clear? 389 00:45:57,596 --> 00:46:00,713 You look suspiciously familiar to me! I'll figure it out! 390 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:03,752 We'll leave this one for ourselves. 391 00:46:22,501 --> 00:46:24,220 Right! 392 00:46:25,179 --> 00:46:27,899 - Try, think about dismissal! - I'm trying! 393 00:46:28,058 --> 00:46:30,696 Step march! One-two! 394 00:46:31,736 --> 00:46:34,374 Harder, damn it! One-two! 395 00:46:34,534 --> 00:46:36,014 Platoon, stop! 396 00:46:36,534 --> 00:46:39,132 Right! I said right! 397 00:46:39,851 --> 00:46:42,889 Step march! One-two! 398 00:46:44,729 --> 00:46:47,607 Left, left! 399 00:46:48,486 --> 00:46:50,205 Left! 400 00:46:51,525 --> 00:46:54,243 - There is no one in front of us! - Left, left! 401 00:46:55,922 --> 00:46:58,041 - To the left! -Where is the left side? 402 00:46:58,201 --> 00:46:59,520 I don't see anyone! 403 00:46:59,961 --> 00:47:02,519 One-two! 404 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:03,837 More life! 405 00:47:04,277 --> 00:47:07,795 One-two! 406 00:47:07,955 --> 00:47:12,393 Left! One-two! 407 00:47:21,188 --> 00:47:22,587 Platoon, stop! 408 00:47:25,306 --> 00:47:26,465 On my command! 409 00:47:31,342 --> 00:47:34,221 What the hell is this? Form a line of three, stand up! 410 00:47:37,419 --> 00:47:39,058 I only want to see one head! 411 00:47:40,297 --> 00:47:42,496 You, you, you and you, get out of line! 412 00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:45,174 Look, take off your helmet! 413 00:47:46,054 --> 00:47:48,172 I'm not your colonel! 414 00:47:48,652 --> 00:47:50,931 I'm not interested in your curly wigs! 415 00:47:54,209 --> 00:47:56,927 - Sergeant! - Me, Mr. Colonel! 416 00:47:57,127 --> 00:48:00,646 Take it away! Patience, your time will come! 417 00:48:00,765 --> 00:48:04,363 They will drive me crazy! After two weeks they don't know where is right and where is left! 418 00:48:05,162 --> 00:48:07,721 Sergeant, they are yours, with all their giblets! 419 00:48:08,441 --> 00:48:12,319 If they do not improve after 14 days, do with them what you want. 420 00:48:17,956 --> 00:48:20,394 So! All over again! 421 00:48:21,073 --> 00:48:22,472 Salute! 422 00:48:23,432 --> 00:48:24,912 Repeat after me! 423 00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:28,509 No, it won't! At first! 424 00:48:33,307 --> 00:48:35,025 - What do you have? - Tattoo, sergeant! 425 00:48:35,226 --> 00:48:37,024 - Since when? - From the call! 426 00:48:37,704 --> 00:48:39,422 From now on, salute left hand! 427 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:47,738 Left, left! 428 00:48:48,898 --> 00:48:50,097 Stand! 429 00:48:50,537 --> 00:48:52,816 Left leg on the left side, in the same place as the left hand. 430 00:48:54,254 --> 00:48:56,213 - Now show me your left leg! - Here she is, here she is, sergeant! 431 00:48:56,373 --> 00:48:59,492 - Not mine, but yours! - It's as simple as a slap in the face! 432 00:49:00,531 --> 00:49:02,410 This one, this one! 433 00:49:03,049 --> 00:49:05,689 - Do 50 push-ups, and quickly! - Left or right? 434 00:49:08,886 --> 00:49:11,684 One two Three! 435 00:49:12,044 --> 00:49:13,683 Well? 436 00:49:14,004 --> 00:49:17,521 Four, five, six, seven! 437 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,599 Damn, how about faster? 438 00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:26,316 Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen! 439 00:49:26,476 --> 00:49:30,994 - And nineteen! And twenty! - We'll take him down at the first opportunity! 440 00:49:32,033 --> 00:49:33,832 - And fifty! 441 00:49:44,146 --> 00:49:46,025 You can rest a minute. 442 00:49:48,464 --> 00:49:52,900 Step march! Left, left! 443 00:50:05,494 --> 00:50:07,933 On the shoulder! 444 00:50:08,692 --> 00:50:10,971 To the leg! 445 00:50:11,450 --> 00:50:12,770 - Listen, have you lost anything? - No, Mister Sergeant! 446 00:50:12,890 --> 00:50:14,688 - Do you want 50 push-ups? - That's right! 447 00:50:16,367 --> 00:50:18,326 On guard! 448 00:50:20,966 --> 00:50:25,722 Am I probably dreaming about this? That's it, immediately, do 50 push-ups! 449 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,398 Don't shoot! 450 00:50:32,759 --> 00:50:33,477 Assholes! 451 00:50:42,992 --> 00:50:44,711 On my command! 452 00:50:52,307 --> 00:50:54,946 No, the legs are in line with the shoulders, the weapon is aimed at the target, 453 00:50:55,106 --> 00:50:56,825 and the shooter has the willpower to hit! 454 00:50:57,025 --> 00:50:59,063 It is this force that guides the bullet to the target! 455 00:51:00,662 --> 00:51:03,620 On my command, or! 456 00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:09,857 Sergeant, where should you aim, at the white or the black? 457 00:51:15,134 --> 00:51:17,772 - All around! - Do 50 push-ups! 458 00:51:18,492 --> 00:51:20,691 Released from shooting! 459 00:51:24,369 --> 00:51:28,326 It's a defensive grenade! Where to, cretins?! 460 00:51:28,566 --> 00:51:31,205 It's not dangerous, there will be a bang, a little smoke, and nothing more! 461 00:51:31,525 --> 00:51:35,123 - Did he say "cretins"? -Have you heard "cretins"? - Of course, he said “cretins”! 462 00:51:35,323 --> 00:51:37,522 - Sergeant, did you say "nerds"? - Why? 463 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,481 This is about all of us, or about everyone separately? 464 00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:42,159 This is about all of you, you idiots, one is better than the other! 465 00:51:42,279 --> 00:51:43,478 Well, okay, we can continue. 466 00:51:46,177 --> 00:51:49,134 When you throw a grenade, your hand moves with the whole body. Look! 467 00:51:51,732 --> 00:51:53,052 And now you! 468 00:51:58,089 --> 00:52:01,207 - Who told you to throw a grenade? - You. - I? 469 00:52:01,848 --> 00:52:03,246 I give you two minutes to find her! 470 00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:14,041 - Well, sergeant, how are you doing? - Great, Mister Colonel! 471 00:52:15,759 --> 00:52:17,637 I see they're having a botany lesson now? 472 00:52:18,278 --> 00:52:21,317 Then you move on to embroidery, will you end up swaddling? 473 00:52:21,436 --> 00:52:24,074 - Of course not, they are looking for a grenade! - A grenade? 474 00:52:27,033 --> 00:52:29,751 I hope from these kids 475 00:52:29,871 --> 00:52:31,750 will there be something left for me? Or not? 476 00:52:34,189 --> 00:52:36,228 Mister Colonel! 477 00:52:46,522 --> 00:52:48,321 Stop looking, I already found it myself! 478 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,559 Do you think we'll still play after that? how do we get out of here? 479 00:52:52,998 --> 00:52:56,277 Of course, only the music will be more masculine and muscular. 480 00:52:56,797 --> 00:52:59,754 Do you have a potato peeling expert among you? 481 00:53:00,874 --> 00:53:02,674 Is this a musician's trick? 482 00:53:04,152 --> 00:53:05,951 The five of us are doing very well. 483 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:08,750 Get into the kitchen, there's a hundredweight of potatoes there! 484 00:53:09,349 --> 00:53:11,368 - So get out of there! - Oh, damn it! 485 00:53:12,548 --> 00:53:15,186 To work, to work! Hurry up, idiots! 486 00:53:15,665 --> 00:53:17,544 You're no longer a thing, right? 487 00:53:18,024 --> 00:53:19,583 This walk is just beginning! 488 00:53:19,824 --> 00:53:23,341 30 kilometers! You'll crawl to camp on all fours! 489 00:53:23,821 --> 00:53:27,100 Open gaze, chest forward and march with an energetic step! 490 00:53:27,339 --> 00:53:29,138 One-two! Forward! 491 00:53:29,258 --> 00:53:35,695 Marching down the road joy pours right into your feet! One-two! 492 00:53:36,414 --> 00:53:38,293 Join us! 493 00:53:38,812 --> 00:53:42,010 Marching down the road 494 00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:45,889 joy pours right into your feet! One-two! 495 00:53:46,088 --> 00:53:49,286 Bando, fine - you have another 10 km! Everyone sing with me! 496 00:53:51,926 --> 00:53:57,761 Be firm, chest forward! Let your uniform guide you! 497 00:53:57,962 --> 00:53:59,520 One-two! 498 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,119 Do as I do! 499 00:54:03,638 --> 00:54:05,358 Great, Sergeant! 500 00:54:19,070 --> 00:54:21,028 Forward! Show yourself! 501 00:54:24,346 --> 00:54:26,466 No, that won't do! Let's do it differently. 502 00:54:26,866 --> 00:54:29,144 My recipe. Come here! 503 00:54:29,503 --> 00:54:31,382 Let's lie down a little! 504 00:54:40,257 --> 00:54:42,296 Okay, 50 push-ups! 505 00:54:44,455 --> 00:54:48,053 And let's move forward! March, one-two! 506 00:54:48,172 --> 00:54:51,291 Move forward! 507 00:54:59,826 --> 00:55:01,545 Stand! 508 00:55:02,025 --> 00:55:03,903 Break for food - 1 hour! 509 00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:07,302 My advice to you is don't sit down and Don’t take off your shoes, otherwise you won’t be able to put on your shoes later! 510 00:55:07,662 --> 00:55:09,860 Another 15 kilometers await you. 511 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:12,538 Freak! 512 00:55:16,057 --> 00:55:17,535 Not this! 513 00:56:09,586 --> 00:56:12,144 - It’s amazing how a person’s legs swell! - Yes, sergeant. 514 00:56:21,959 --> 00:56:23,519 Go ahead, nerds! 515 00:56:35,791 --> 00:56:37,430 Platoon, stop! 516 00:56:40,829 --> 00:56:42,787 Don't rush, brothers, there's plenty of time! 517 00:56:43,027 --> 00:56:44,746 Wonderful piano! 518 00:56:45,546 --> 00:56:47,665 Let's move on. 519 00:56:58,099 --> 00:57:01,457 Hey, hey, stop! Take us! 520 00:57:02,216 --> 00:57:04,574 - Sit down! - Thank you! 521 00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:07,414 Let's hurry up, come on! 522 00:57:08,812 --> 00:57:11,091 Hello! 523 00:57:19,327 --> 00:57:21,325 Look, Cream sent us this! 524 00:57:38,396 --> 00:57:42,154 Don't be upset, buddy! Get it out of your head! 525 00:57:43,153 --> 00:57:44,792 That would be the end! 526 00:57:45,151 --> 00:57:48,270 You're not her type. But at least we are with you! 527 00:58:02,902 --> 00:58:08,778 Dear Gerard, write down the date: Saturday, July 25th. 528 00:58:08,978 --> 00:58:11,776 You are on the last, third day. The sequence is perfect. 529 00:58:12,415 --> 00:58:14,735 I hope for you, call as soon as possible. 530 00:58:14,935 --> 00:58:18,373 - A big kiss to everyone, Cream! - Show me! 531 00:58:34,763 --> 00:58:36,402 Hey, the sergeant is back. 532 00:58:37,962 --> 00:58:40,960 - Is Soldier Filipelli here? - Here, it’s me, what? 533 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,558 Opposite there is another Filipelli. There you go, this is for you. 534 00:58:47,236 --> 00:58:50,794 I'm not her type. 535 00:58:52,274 --> 00:58:54,952 Spar to the commander, quickly, he has The phone doesn't work! - He didn't say. 536 00:58:55,312 --> 00:58:58,470 What could he say when phone doesn't work? 537 00:59:26,293 --> 00:59:27,733 Well, finally! 538 00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:29,612 Sit down here. 539 00:59:33,330 --> 00:59:35,688 Hello, Cream! 540 00:59:36,488 --> 00:59:39,807 Yes, it's us! This is great, everything is fine! 541 00:59:40,326 --> 00:59:42,365 Yes, we will get there, we promise! 542 00:59:43,364 --> 00:59:45,844 I'm handing over the phone, goodbye! 543 00:59:46,203 --> 00:59:49,001 - In short. - Hello, Cream! 544 00:59:49,721 --> 00:59:51,119 How's life? 545 00:59:55,398 --> 00:59:58,955 Marching, training, doing different exercises. 546 01:00:00,954 --> 01:00:04,033 Right now? Now I'm going to prison. 547 01:00:06,511 --> 01:00:08,470 Colonel's order. 548 01:00:11,509 --> 01:00:14,347 You, you, you, you - to the colonel's office, and quickly! 549 01:00:20,144 --> 01:00:21,663 Come on in. 550 01:00:23,102 --> 01:00:26,219 Of course, come on in! Closer. Make yourself comfortable. 551 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:30,698 Is everything alright? Maybe you have any complaints? 552 01:00:32,776 --> 01:00:34,775 It's strange, but I'm sure it's already met you. 553 01:00:35,134 --> 01:00:39,293 - Probably in the barracks, Mr. Colonel. - No no. But that doesn't matter. 554 01:00:39,812 --> 01:00:43,530 You are musicians, right? So you're making noise, right? 555 01:00:43,730 --> 01:00:46,088 Group "Tourists", that's us. 556 01:00:46,848 --> 01:00:49,287 Would you like to play again? 557 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,725 The next trick is for peeling potatoes. 558 01:00:52,085 --> 01:00:55,003 Not really. The point is that my daughter getting engaged tomorrow. 559 01:00:55,204 --> 01:00:58,001 The youth will come and they love pop music. 560 01:00:58,201 --> 01:01:01,160 So I'm asking, would you like to? should you stir them up? 561 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:02,920 Well, so how? 562 01:01:04,918 --> 01:01:08,475 -Are you refusing? - No, but we don't have a guitarist. 563 01:01:08,676 --> 01:01:12,234 - How is this? - It's on the lip. - Can’t it work without a guitar? 564 01:01:12,953 --> 01:01:15,632 A band without a guitar is like a prison without bars. 565 01:01:15,831 --> 01:01:18,630 Understand. I'll arrange everything. 566 01:01:19,630 --> 01:01:22,108 And it will take time to assemble the tool. 567 01:01:22,947 --> 01:01:25,666 Yes, yes, of course, half a day off. Don't touch this! Leave it! 568 01:01:26,186 --> 01:01:28,065 If we get it for the whole day, Let's play even better. 569 01:01:28,424 --> 01:01:30,663 No, not for the whole day. This is impossible. 570 01:01:31,023 --> 01:01:32,422 24 hours, okay. 571 01:01:58,886 --> 01:01:59,887 Left, left! 572 01:02:00,246 --> 01:02:02,565 One-two! 573 01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:07,322 Let's run to kiss the family, and after 2 hours - at the colonel's. 574 01:02:07,521 --> 01:02:08,163 OK then. 575 01:02:36,066 --> 01:02:38,384 And now a little surprise! 576 01:02:43,662 --> 01:02:46,420 "Tourists"! Applause, please! 577 01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:56,134 - Charlot, do you see them? - Yes, what is it? 578 01:02:56,334 --> 01:03:00,572 - They are so charming! - Knocked down, lousy, yes! 579 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:33,473 And this one, what a cutie! 580 01:03:37,071 --> 01:03:38,350 What are they doing... 581 01:03:46,545 --> 01:03:49,745 - I like you, let's dance! - No, leave me alone. 582 01:03:50,783 --> 01:03:53,461 - Hit me, slap me! - Back off! 583 01:03:54,341 --> 01:03:55,820 - There will be problems with this chick. 584 01:03:56,539 --> 01:03:59,218 - Will you grow your hair like him? - Honey, did you drink a lot? 585 01:04:27,682 --> 01:04:29,481 Everything is clear. I'll tell him this. 586 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,640 This girl gets on my nerves. 587 01:04:35,717 --> 01:04:37,236 What's happened? 588 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:47,991 What kind of rubbish is this? 589 01:04:49,550 --> 01:04:51,269 Bring me another one! 590 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:02,742 Continue solo! 591 01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:04,862 - I found this! - Help! 592 01:05:32,846 --> 01:05:35,403 - I like you! - No! - I like you so much! 593 01:05:37,002 --> 01:05:38,323 - Gentlemen? - Come here to me! 594 01:05:49,156 --> 01:05:52,834 I recognize you. It's that garbage man! 595 01:05:56,072 --> 01:05:58,110 Let's settle the deal, okay? 596 01:05:59,510 --> 01:06:00,709 Whack! 597 01:06:01,828 --> 01:06:05,346 - And now the festival is in the ass, gentlemen! - All because of this chick! 598 01:06:05,547 --> 01:06:08,465 - I have nothing to do with it! - Nothing to do with it? Are your habits red tape? 599 01:06:08,664 --> 01:06:10,743 Well, just wait! 600 01:06:10,943 --> 01:06:13,342 If you could help us there would be a chance to escape. 601 01:06:13,542 --> 01:06:15,181 Keep quiet, otherwise I'll hit you! 602 01:06:22,817 --> 01:06:24,575 At my command, at ease! 603 01:06:24,936 --> 01:06:27,693 - Who will start, you or me? - It's yours. 604 01:06:27,893 --> 01:06:31,571 No, it's a lot! Do you have a coin? You are heads, I am tails! 605 01:06:35,689 --> 01:06:37,168 Tails - it's me! 606 01:06:38,288 --> 01:06:41,766 Hey you, sit down! 607 01:06:42,525 --> 01:06:43,764 Towel! 608 01:06:48,162 --> 01:06:49,322 Which one of you is the colonel? This is important. 609 01:06:58,196 --> 01:06:59,995 Mister Colonel, urgent message! 610 01:07:00,115 --> 01:07:01,634 Read it, Sergeant. 611 01:07:03,114 --> 01:07:05,112 Urgent order to move 612 01:07:05,233 --> 01:07:06,872 the first infantry regiment for maneuvers 613 01:07:06,991 --> 01:07:09,150 square 97. Do it immediately! 614 01:07:10,069 --> 01:07:13,268 - A month until retirement! - We have to go, Mr. Colonel. 615 01:07:13,747 --> 01:07:15,546 It is necessary, of course, it is necessary. 616 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,465 Goonies, you will be there too, and in the forefront! 617 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:31,457 What are you waiting for? Down! 618 01:07:31,577 --> 01:07:33,856 Faster! Down! 619 01:07:34,695 --> 01:07:35,854 Do it! 620 01:07:37,934 --> 01:07:39,333 Forward! 621 01:07:40,972 --> 01:07:42,371 Platoon, stop! 622 01:07:44,089 --> 01:07:46,409 It's time to get away, comrades! 623 01:07:46,609 --> 01:07:48,727 Hey you repeat offenders, go ahead and dig trenches! 624 01:08:04,798 --> 01:08:07,477 This is there, this is here! 625 01:08:11,315 --> 01:08:12,833 And here and there some spare equipment. 626 01:08:14,952 --> 01:08:17,550 - That's all! - Great, everything is ready! 627 01:08:17,670 --> 01:08:20,070 - Can we start? - Dear Etienne, everything is for you! 628 01:08:20,190 --> 01:08:22,908 - You better start, Paul. It's your turn. - Whatever. 629 01:08:25,306 --> 01:08:26,946 Forward! 630 01:08:27,146 --> 01:08:28,465 And you too. 631 01:08:29,464 --> 01:08:32,662 - What about our trench? - Dig a couple of meters further! - No! 632 01:08:41,937 --> 01:08:45,255 Stop! Back! 633 01:08:54,170 --> 01:08:57,328 Stop! Back! 634 01:10:26,198 --> 01:10:27,596 Run! 635 01:10:28,596 --> 01:10:30,235 - Mister Colonel! - Mommy! 636 01:10:32,513 --> 01:10:37,071 - It's smoke. - It won't kill anyone! 637 01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:41,069 Let's go! 638 01:10:44,947 --> 01:10:47,985 It's wonderful here, like being on a golf course. 639 01:10:48,665 --> 01:10:50,784 Look, enemy, hide! 640 01:10:51,463 --> 01:10:54,022 -Where should I hide? - Hide! 641 01:11:36,957 --> 01:11:39,236 These are the blue ones, grab them! 642 01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:41,715 Back! 643 01:11:50,430 --> 01:11:52,149 Are we probably safe now? 644 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,186 Hey you, help us! Carry the wounded out of the tent, 645 01:11:56,305 --> 01:11:57,945 and put them in the car, quickly! 646 01:11:58,385 --> 01:12:00,543 Are you in shackles? Faster! 647 01:12:06,580 --> 01:12:09,419 Let's do it like this. We know how to do it. 648 01:12:10,098 --> 01:12:11,897 - It was stolen! - What are you talking about? - I felt that this would happen. 649 01:12:12,017 --> 01:12:14,616 - Yes, I didn’t steal anything. - Give me back my people! 650 01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:17,894 - Give me back my people! 651 01:12:18,973 --> 01:12:20,612 I didn't steal anything! 652 01:12:24,450 --> 01:12:26,609 Drive to the camp, the colonel is wounded. 653 01:12:26,809 --> 01:12:29,487 - What about this? - It doesn’t matter anymore, run! 654 01:12:30,127 --> 01:12:32,166 What about me? Am I made of wax? 655 01:12:44,398 --> 01:12:46,277 Fuck off, we were first! 656 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:49,356 Well, what else? Out of the way! 657 01:12:49,476 --> 01:12:50,995 Out of the way! We have an advantage! 658 01:12:55,192 --> 01:12:56,512 Dropping feces! 659 01:12:56,632 --> 01:12:58,271 Why, he's wounded. 660 01:12:58,990 --> 01:13:00,509 Come on faster, forward! 661 01:13:02,868 --> 01:13:05,747 What is this? Be careful! 662 01:13:13,382 --> 01:13:15,062 Close it! 663 01:13:17,299 --> 01:13:18,579 The platform is complete! 664 01:13:38,408 --> 01:13:40,087 Breathe. 665 01:13:42,725 --> 01:13:45,843 So what is this? What's happening? 666 01:14:03,634 --> 01:14:05,033 We need to put him to sleep. 667 01:14:06,552 --> 01:14:09,151 And when he wakes up, he asks, “What is this?” 668 01:14:10,549 --> 01:14:13,389 - What is this? - You were sent on vacation. 669 01:14:13,828 --> 01:14:15,747 What are you doing? 670 01:14:16,427 --> 01:14:19,064 Come back! Back to the maneuvers! 671 01:14:20,225 --> 01:14:22,103 What's that in my nose? 672 01:14:23,822 --> 01:14:25,501 Of course, I guarantee you! 673 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:28,060 Yes, "Tourists" tomorrow at 18 o'clock will be at the festival. 674 01:14:29,139 --> 01:14:33,057 There is no reason to panic! They're just rehearsing. 675 01:14:33,896 --> 01:14:35,974 That's right, at 18 o'clock. 676 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:40,772 If we don't get away right now, We won't see the festival. 677 01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:43,371 What do you want to do, because he stuck to us like a louse! 678 01:14:43,570 --> 01:14:46,090 - Yes. - Are you assholes, or what? 679 01:14:46,609 --> 01:14:48,768 Urgently! Volunteers needed on a dangerous mission. 680 01:14:48,887 --> 01:14:51,846 - Here! We are volunteers! - You're crazy! 681 01:14:53,045 --> 01:14:55,484 - You? This is something new. “We finally understand our responsibilities.” 682 01:14:55,844 --> 01:14:57,723 We'll roll them into pancakes! 683 01:14:59,082 --> 01:15:00,001 Fine! 684 01:15:00,441 --> 01:15:02,480 Send a saboteur into enemy territory. 685 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,439 I'd rather dig trenches. 686 01:15:05,558 --> 01:15:06,837 This was the only chance to escape. 687 01:15:07,197 --> 01:15:09,236 Well, now - straight to the festival, and gallop, guys! 688 01:15:12,714 --> 01:15:13,873 It's in the wrong direction. 689 01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:16,032 It's here! Let's go. 690 01:15:32,823 --> 01:15:34,941 - Finally you have arrived. - Such boredom. 691 01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:37,900 They think we are coming to replace them. Shall we try? 692 01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:40,977 - Hello! - Hello! 693 01:15:43,336 --> 01:15:44,816 Hey, let's take it for ourselves. 694 01:16:09,163 --> 01:16:10,562 Do you want me to be discharged from the army? 695 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,479 What is my fault again? 696 01:16:13,759 --> 01:16:16,077 You captured my SS-198! 697 01:16:16,197 --> 01:16:17,717 But I didn’t give such an order. 698 01:16:17,837 --> 01:16:20,156 Here's the report. 5 men tonight car was seized 699 01:16:20,276 --> 01:16:22,314 and disappeared. We're in shit! 700 01:16:23,554 --> 01:16:25,073 No, we're not in shit! 701 01:16:25,272 --> 01:16:27,991 Let's gather our people and find them. Finish this. 702 01:16:42,783 --> 01:16:45,222 I think it's a festival ended ahead of time. 703 01:16:45,661 --> 01:16:47,380 All efforts are in vain! 704 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,258 Apparently there was a good mess here. 705 01:16:49,778 --> 01:16:51,018 What are we going to do now? 706 01:16:51,298 --> 01:16:52,778 There is someone there who will help us. 707 01:17:02,851 --> 01:17:04,970 What shall we do? This is serious. 708 01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:08,688 Run! The Colonel wants to talk to you. 709 01:17:10,687 --> 01:17:12,646 I'm very concerned. 710 01:17:13,644 --> 01:17:15,723 I have sad news for you. 711 01:17:16,564 --> 01:17:19,162 You come home early than expected. 712 01:17:20,401 --> 01:17:24,759 I'm retiring soon and you're dangerous for society, you know? 713 01:17:25,838 --> 01:17:29,476 I can't keep you here. But will you come back later? 714 01:17:29,916 --> 01:17:31,395 Are you really sorry that this is happening? 715 01:17:31,914 --> 01:17:34,554 Liars! Why are you grinning? 716 01:17:34,753 --> 01:17:35,793 Just like that, probably. 717 01:17:35,913 --> 01:17:38,310 And absolutely right! Because you are staying here! 718 01:17:38,910 --> 01:17:40,429 The appearance will do just fine. 719 01:17:41,309 --> 01:17:44,667 Do you have a driver's license? Olivier leaves, you will take his place. 720 01:17:45,866 --> 01:17:48,385 You can grow a mustache for yourself. 721 01:17:49,464 --> 01:17:51,343 - Yes, please. - Are you happy, of course? 722 01:17:52,903 --> 01:17:54,862 I was sure of it! 723 01:17:55,701 --> 01:17:57,979 Quickly, outside! 724 01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:00,299 - Gerard is coming with us! - I'll take care of him. 725 01:18:00,739 --> 01:18:03,696 - See you later, ham! - Look at me! 726 01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:06,454 Your breath stinks and your feet stink! 727 01:18:12,331 --> 01:18:15,570 Grab him! Block his way! 728 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:18,808 So that he doesn't leave! Get under the wheels! 729 01:18:20,087 --> 01:18:22,205 In front of the car so that he doesn’t leave! 730 01:18:23,565 --> 01:18:25,125 Stop him! 731 01:18:34,918 --> 01:18:37,757 Why are you always making me angry? Look, he's back. 732 01:18:38,956 --> 01:18:42,835 Why did you come back? Why are they back, sergeant? 733 01:18:44,433 --> 01:18:46,152 Why did you come back? 734 01:18:46,792 --> 01:18:49,310 We're back! Why do we actually returned? 735 01:18:49,671 --> 01:18:51,909 They will be the best Mister Colonel! You'll see! 736 01:18:52,348 --> 01:18:53,828 Let's cram Latin! You can rely on us! 737 01:18:54,827 --> 01:18:57,186 - You know the way, you will find it. - That's right, Mister Colonel! 738 01:18:58,346 --> 01:19:01,064 I don't understand these young people, Sergeant! 739 01:19:01,344 --> 01:19:02,942 I don't understand at all!